If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
Stealthy minotaurs are always camooflauged.
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
What's the Kraken gonna give you that'll make you laugh uncontrollably?
Ten Tickles!
What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
- It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!
Why are Minotaurs always broke?
Because their loan sharks are always milking them dry!
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic.
Who is Medusa’s cheesy cousin?
Gorgon Zola
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
I have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth.
It only took me a minotaur two.
What was it like to fight Medusa?
- At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
Last night, like every night, I dreamt I was half horse, half man.
My shrink says I'm just being self centaured.
What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
Why did the ad agency hire a hydra?
She knew how to wear many different hats.
What do you call half of a centaur?
A per-centaur.