I didn't know if I could crawl through heating vents to escape from prison...
After I duct, I found I conduit!
My landlord said we need to talk about how high my heating bill is.
I replied: “Sure, my door is always open.”
When the heat turns down, we thieves gather in our secret hideout for a meeting.
We call it our Con Den session.
I think my heater is sick.
It's hot.
A good air conditioner is worth its weight in cold.
Air conditioner technicians...
love to vent about their job in order to cool off.
I destroyed all the air conditioners at work and escaped.
Police are now charging me with a 'heat and run' incident.
Sitting near the fireplace is just like a whole bunch of bees...
'swarm
Me: Dad, can I turn the air-conditioner on?
Dad: did you shampoo it first?