Raining

Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
Yo Momma so stupid she cut holes in her umbrella to see if it was raining.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs.
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.
The Naked Marathon Runner
The Naked Marathon Runner A woman was having an affair. One rainy day she was in bed with her Lover when she heard her husband"s car pull into the driveway. Woman: "OMG - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window". Lover: It"s raining out there!" Woman: "If my husband catches us, he"ll kill us!" The lover jumps out of the window. As he runs down the street in rain, he discovered he had run right into the middle of the town"s marathon. He started running alongwith the others, 300 of them. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. "Do you always run in the nude?" one asked". "Oh yes!" he replied. "It feels so wonderfully free!" Another runner: "Do you always run carrying clothes under your arm?" "Oh, yes" Lover answered. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and go home!" 3rd runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?" "Nope..just when it"s raining."
Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup? Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What did the ponies do when it was raining? Stay ind-horse.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.