Raining

Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup? Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
What did the ponies do when it was raining? Stay ind-horse.
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.
Yo Momma so stupid she cut holes in her umbrella to see if it was raining.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!