Locked

Yo Mama so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?
Our school trip was a special occasion.
But we never reacher our destination.
Instead of the zoo.
I was locked in the loo.
of the toilet at the service station!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
Yo Momma so poor I saw her banging on a trash can and when I asked her what she was doing, she said her kids locked her out.
I told my wife that a man is like a fine wine - I only get better with age.
The next day, she locked me in the wine cellar.