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Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in Cuba for $1.50, but in Jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00?
Those are the pie rates of the Carribean.
Two Blondes and a Car
Two Blondes and a Car Two blondes were exiting a restaurant when they discovered, to their horror, that they locked their keys in their car. The one blonde says to the other, "What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?" The other one replied, "No, people will think we're trying to break in." The other one said, "Well do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?" The other one answered," No, people will think we're too stupid to use the coat hanger." The other one said, "Well we better think of something quick because it's starting to rain and the sunroof is open."
Are you a locksmith? Because you hold the key to my heart.
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
What kind of key has no lock?
A turkey.
What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play

What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY
What kind of a key opens a banana? A monkey!
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY.
What key can’t open doors no matter how hard you try?

Turkey.
What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!
What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving? A turkey!
What type of key opens a banana?
A monkey.
Turns out my dad who’s a locksmith still has to go to work during lockdown.
He’s a key worker, you see.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.