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Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
What kind of key has no lock?
A turkey.
What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play

What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY
What type of key opens a banana?
A monkey.
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY.
What key can’t open doors no matter how hard you try?

Turkey.
Turns out my dad who’s a locksmith still has to go to work during lockdown.
He’s a key worker, you see.
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
Are you a locksmith? Because you hold the key to my heart.
What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!
What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving? A turkey!
What kind of a key opens a banana? A monkey!
Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in Cuba for $1.50, but in Jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00?
Those are the pie rates of the Carribean.