This guy was sitting in his cubicle one day doing paperwork for his company when he heard a voice out of nowhere. "Quit your
job. Sell your house. Go to Vegas." He was a little freaked out by the mysterious voice, but managed to finish out his day, go home, and go to sleep.
The next day he was in the shower when he heard the voice again. "Quit your
job. Sell your house. Go to Vegas." He ignored it and went to work, but while in the elevator going up to his office, he heard it again. "Quit your
job. Sell your house. Go to Vegas."
Later that day, while he was in a meeting, he heard it again. "Quit your
job. Sell your house. Go to Vegas." On the car ride home, he heard it again. "Quit your
job. Sell your house. Go to Vegas." In bed trying to sleep, he heard it again. "Quit your
job. Sell your house. Go to Vegas."
The next day was worse. He started hearing the voice every hour on the hour. "Quit your
job. Sell your house. Go to Vegas." He didn't tell anyone, because he didn't want anyone to think he was crazy. He tried to ignore it, but the voice was persistent... "Quit your
job. Sell your house. Go to Vegas." "Quit your
job. Sell your house. Go to Vegas." "Quit your
job. Sell your house. Go to Vegas."
The next day, he was hearing the voice over and over and over again. It was louder than ever. "Quit your
job. Sell your house. Go to Vegas." "Quit your
job. Sell your house. Go to Vegas." "Quit your
job. Sell your house. Go to Vegas." "Quit your
job. Sell your house. Go to Vegas." "Quit your
job. Sell your house. Go to Vegas." Finally, the guy snaps. "Darn it!"
He goes up to his boss, tells him he quits, then walks out. He goes home and contacts a realtor, and sells the house the next day. He packs up the cash in a suitcase, buys a plane ticket, and flies to Vegas.
After he walks out of the airport and says, "Alright, now what?" "Go to Caesar's Palace."
The guy hails a taxi and immediately goes to Caesar's Palace. As soon as he walks into the front door, he hears the voice again. "Go to the roulette table."
The guy goes to the nearest roulette table. "Put it all on red 21."
The guy takes all of his money and puts it on red 21. The croupier spins the wheel, and the ball goes round and round, and finally lands... on black 35.
"DAMMIT!" Said the voice.