Jobs Jokes

After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs. If my wife finds out, she'll f**king kill me.
What's the difference between a hair stylist and a nail stylist? One does hand jobs and one does blow jobs.
What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
- It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!
What happens when you hire an odd-job guy to do 8 jobs?
They only do 1, 3, 5 and 7.
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
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