My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
The umpire kept answering his phone during the softball game.
He said he didn't want to miss any calls.
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
I named my phone "The Titanic" because it's always syncing.
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
What happens when you cross a cell phone with a skunk?
You get stinky service!
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
4G, or not 4G, that is the question.
Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate?
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
What did the therapist say to the angry client when their cell phone battery died?
I suggest you find an outlet!
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates!
I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
How come an owl turns his cell phone off at night? So he doesn't get any hooty calls.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
Why can't an IT guy keep a girlfriend?
He turns them all off and on again.
Why didn't the cell phone wear his glasses? He lost his contacts.
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
Did you hear about the cell phone that got arrested?
It was charged with battery.
What made the computer so smart?
Because he listened to his motherboard!
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
What do cell phones order at dinner?
Apps.
My partner got mad when she found so much spam on my computer.
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.