Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Girls just wanna have sun!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Water you doing, my friend?
Anything is popsicle during summer!
I beacha miss summer already!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.