Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
"Lazy bones."
"Let's have some skele-fun."
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
"No body won the skeleton race."
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
"Bone to be wild."
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
"Bugs and hisses."
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.