What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
"Let's have some skele-fun."
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
"Lazy bones."
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
"Bugs and hisses."
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
"Some people have no guts."
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
"Dying to have fun."
"No body won the skeleton race."
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
"Bone to be wild."
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.