Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
"Bone to be wild."
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
"Dying to have fun."
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.