What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
It was mitten in the stars.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
We've reached the point of snow return.
It’s a winterful day!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Variety is the ice of life.
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.