I got a C in Physics and my parents grounded me.
They say I don't understand the gravity of the situation.
The local band stand was struck by lightening yesterday while the band was playing.
Only the conductor was hit.
Why can you tell that Theresa May failed physics?
She had power and time but didn't get the work done.
Are electrons pessimistic or optimistic?
Obviously pessimistic, they are always negative!
What did the nerdy duckling say ?
Quark Quark.
Physics student asks to go to bathroom.
Professor asks "Liquid, Solid or Gas?"
My physics professor told me I had potential
Then he pushed me off the roof.
My Physics teacher said I have no potential.
Joke's on her, I just bought a ladder.
I've been trying to think of an electrical pun but now my head Hertz.
I sit in front if my ex in physics.
There used to be a lot of friction between us.