I wood never leaf you.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
This is snow laughing matter!
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
You snow the drill.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Gold riddance.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
I call the shots.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
"What an egg-citing day."
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
Best in snow.
It's ice to meet you.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
It's ice to meet you.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
I'm snow bored.
Burst into cheers!
"You make me egg-static."
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
Don’t give into beer pressure.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
My love for you simply radiates.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.