I heard about a football player who had a heart attack and collapsed on top of his opponent.
He was dead on a rival.
Why did the pianist have to be rushed into surgery after his latest performance?
He played his heart out.
What did the heart say to the brain before an exam?
You look nervous.
Someone just asked me to sing any line from "Don't go breaking my heart."
I couldn't if I tried.
Are you a locksmith? Because you hold the key to my heart.
Grandpa: “Don’t scare me, I’m a heart patient.”
“If you scare me, I’ll never talk to you again.”
Someone asked me to sing a line from "Don't go breaking my heart"
I couldn't if I tried.
Honey! I know this can be a bit cheesy, but you will always have a big pizza my heart.
When it came to tilling his garden by hand, he put a lot of heart into it.
He was gung hoe.
That girl must be a premature contraction as she makes my heart skip a beat.
You’ve stolen my heart. I hereby place you under cardiac arrest.
When we put our two hearts together, we can’t be beat.
I just found out that my son got a tattoo of spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs on his arm.
I might have to deal with him later.
I wish that I could be the coronary artery of my wife so that I would be wrapped around her heart.
I heard a heart wrenching story recently.
A car mechanic became a cardiac surgeon.
Did you hear about the bear with the bad heart?
It went into kodiak arrest.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy.
What do you call it when a cardiology student flunks out?
Heart failure.