Watson: Holmes, What kind of rock is this?
Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic
Mountains aren't funny....? They're hilarious.
Why are geologists never hungry?
They lost their apatite.
What do you do with dead geologists?
You barium.
What happens when you look up geology jokes? You know you've hit rock bottom!
Why do Geologists go to Lollapalooza? To get their "Rock" On.
Did you know that geologists are athletic? Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap? Because it was on shale.
Why are geologists so good in school?
They take nothing for granite.
Where do geologists like to relax? In a rocking chair Why are geologists good at stand up comedy? They know really dirty jokes.
How did the geology student drown?
His grades were below C-level.
How do geologists like to relax? In rocking chairs, of course!
What did the Psychologist tell the geologist? "Every decline is a great Break Through"
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He wanted to get a little boulder. How did the geology student drown? His grades were below C-level