Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"Eggs love you."
"For peep's sake."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"You crack me up."
"Some bunny loves you."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"You make me egg-static."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"Happy eggster."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"You can't beat me."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"There's no bunny like you."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"You're a real good egg."
"That's all, yolks."
"Just looking on the sunny side."