It’s snow joke.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
I'm Claus-trophobic.
It's ice to meet you.
As it snow happens.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
It's lit.
I only have ice for you.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Rebel without a Claus.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
This is snow laughing matter!
She has high elf-esteem.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
I’m elf-taught.
Sleigh, what?!
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
You snow the drill.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Love at frost sight!
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
Let’s get elf-ed up.
That look soots you.
Yule be sorry.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
You sleigh me.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
Snow on and snow forth.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”