Why was the neuron sent to the principal's office?
It had trouble controlling its impulses.
What street does the hippocampus live on?
Memory lane.
Why didn't the brain want to take a bath?
What happens if you break the brain scanner?
The real reason humans have wrinkly brains?
We've been in the gene pool too long.
Why can't a brain be 12 inches long?
Becuase then it would be a foot.
What do you call a group of brains who form a singing group at school?
A glia club.
I was doing brain surgery to a patient the other day
He was rather open-minded if you ask me.
What did the right hemisphere say to the left hemisphere when they could not agree on anything?
Let's split.
What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?
They will give you a piece of your mind.
What do you call a hat for the brain?
A thinking cap.
I didn't want to have brain surgery but I had to.
I guess it changed my mind.
What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor?
"Hey kid, you've got potential."
What is a sleeping brain's favorite musical group (rock band)?
REM.
What is the brain's favorite television channel?
The Neural Network.
Which cranial nerve would be right at home in a well-known city in Nevada?
The vagus nerve.
What did the mother brain say to her oldest child when it was bothering her youngest child?
It didn't want to get brain-washed.
Why did the brain go into a group of trees to sleep?
For rest. (forest)
What do neurons use to talk to each other?
Cellular phones.
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What happens when a neurotransmitter falls in love with a receptor?
You get a binding relationship.
A friend of mine lost the right side of of his brain in a car accident, but he wouldn’t stop drinking and driving.
No one in their right mind would do that.
What do you call the shirt a neurosurgeon wears to every brain surgery?
His specialty.
What do you call a skull without 86 billion neurons?
A no brainer.
How do you decide whether to be a Brain Surgeon or a Novelist?
You flip a coin. It’ll land on heads or tales.
What did the stimulus do to the neuron after they got married?
Carried it over the threshold.
What does a brain do when it sees a friend across the street?
Gives a brain wave.
When is a synapse like a tree?
When it is pruned.
When does a brain get afraid?
When it loses its nerve.
What does the visual system use to play basketball?
Eyeballs.