What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
“You’re my soul Santa.”
A round of Santa-plause, please.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
You’re my soul Santa.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.