Santa claus

Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words.
“Ho ho ho!”
Why does Santa Claus have a smile on his face?
He has a list of all the naughty girls.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.