Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?
Because he felt like he was a little horse.
Why did i murder the woman who served me a glass of wine?
Because i wanted tequila.
I said to her, are going to eat that whole plate of spaghetti??
She said: no, it's in pasta bowl
If I put dull-tasting food in a bowl, will it have a bowlder taste?
I didn't get this "World's Greatest Dad" mug for nothing.
It cost $14.99
They’ve started a collection to open a pool near me. I gave them a glass of water.
What did the home owner say to the mug shot when he put it up on his wall
"You've been framed!"
Why did Don Corleone send back the plate for his coffee cup?
Someone gave him a saucer he could not reuse.
What the Poland man did, after adding German mugs to his collection?
He polished them.
I put my root beer in a square glass
Now I just have beer
I used to be part of a ten pin league. Our team name was 'Bowl Movement'.
Why did the blind man always use paper cups?
He has no need for glasses.
My kid was having trouble with the peanut butter because the jar was too deep and the knife was too short
I tried to help, but I couldn’t get to the bottom of it
Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
He was dragged down by a currant..
Minding my own business, when someone I thought was my friend threw a serving plate full of bumblebees at me.
I was bee-trayed.
Is plate throwing a trully Olympic sport?
Discuss.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots...
Would they be called cellfies?
Turned down an opportunity to invest in a company making frosted glass balls. Couldn’t see any future in it.
It’s amazing how most jars look alike...
The resemblance is uncanny
What happened to your arm, Greg? And why are you eating that giant bowl of herbs?
"You know what they say, Margaret"
"Thyme heals all wounds".
What do you call a decent cup of coffee?
Just an average joe.