What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?
Moonday.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?
You give him a little space.
How will you save yourself if you come across an aggressive alien? Give him some space.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.