The earth's rotation really makes my day.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
Where do you think the astronauts keep their sandwiches? In the launch-box.
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.