Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
How will you save yourself if you come across an aggressive alien? Give him some space.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?