I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number," and hung up.
Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Booty calls.
You know you're texting too much when...
you try to text, but you're on a landline!
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
Why don't skeletons have a mobile? They don't have any body to talk to.
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
What is a tiny cell phone called? A microphone.
You might be able to use a smuggled cell phone in prison.
You just have to have cell coverage.
Where do phones like to travel?
To the Great Call of China!
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
How come the mummy doesn't want a telephone? Because he always gets too wrapped up on his calls.
What do cell phones order at dinner?
Apps.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?
A gap in coverage.
I almost had a predicament trying to call someone in the same room as me. It was a close call.