We were mermaid for each other.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
You mermake me happy.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
You are shrimply the best!
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
Call me on the shellphone.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
Shell-abrate the good times!
You really mermaid my day.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
Don't fork-get your manners.
Wish upon a starfish.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Long time no sea.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
You seem a little mer-mad.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
You mermaid to go far.
Seas the day!
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
I think you're mer-mazing.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
Fishing you a happy day.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.