Wish upon a starfish.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
You are shrimply the best!
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
I think you're mer-mazing.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.