I love you deerly.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
We make a great pear
"I'm nuts about you."
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
You're one in a melon.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
You’re udder-ly perfect.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.
I have bean thinking about you.
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
I pitcher us together forever.
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
I cannoli be happy
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
"I lava you."
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
I always have a ball with you.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
"Yoda one for me."
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
I love you and I ain’t lion.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
I like you sow much.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
You met all of my koala-fications
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
I love you berry much.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.