You’re right up my alley.
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
I have bean thinking about you.
"Yoda one for me."
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
I love you from my head tomatoes.
I always have a souper time with you.
You make miso happy.
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
I cannoli be happy
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
when I’m with you.
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
I’ve got a date
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
Pugs and kisses.
We make a great pear
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
We are mint to be.
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
We bee-long together.
You met all of my koala-fications
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
I love you and I ain’t lion.