I pitcher us together forever.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
You’re udder-ly perfect.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
"Yoda one for me."
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
You octopi my thoughts.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
I love you and I ain’t lion.
Pugs and kisses.
We are mint to be.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
I love you berry much.
I scored when I met you.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
I have bean
thinking about you.