My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
You're my purr-son.
You’re my #1 pick.
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
I scored when I met you.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
"Yoda one for me."
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
"You bake me crazy."
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
We make a great pear
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
You’re right up my alley.
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
I always have a ball with you.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
"Aloe you vera much."
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
I pitcher us together forever.
You met all of my koala-fications
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
I always have a souper time with you.
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
I whale-y like you.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
I cannoli be happy
Your love will always be up to par.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
I whale always love you.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”