I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Can I be Candide with you?
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
French, French Revolution
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.