It’s a beautiful Degas!
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.