It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
Can I be Candide with you?
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
It’s a beautiful Degas!