It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
French, French Revolution
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Can I be Candide with you?
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!