Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
French, French Revolution
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
French people give me the crepes.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.