Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.