The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.