If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!