Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.