I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?