What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!