Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat