Sport Jokes

Did you hear a gnome's favorite sport is baseball?
They love to score gnome runs.
What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
Why is Basketball such a messy sport? Because you dribble on the floor!
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
I listenend to the football game on the radio. It was being broadcast on a catholic satellite radio station.
So I tirned to my dad and said, "That's weird. Football isn't even that religious of a sport!"
My dad replied, "Nope. Lacrosse is!"
Is plate throwing a trully Olympic sport?
Discuss.
What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
Did you guys know that dolphins attack seals for sport?
It's almost like they do it on porpoise.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
A blonde is a living person with a specific hair color, and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used in the sport of bowling.
What sport are eggs best at?
Running.
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