Sport Jokes

What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball.
A blonde is a living person with a specific hair color, and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used in the sport of bowling.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
What sport are eggs best at?
Running.
I listenend to the football game on the radio. It was being broadcast on a catholic satellite radio station.
So I tirned to my dad and said, "That's weird. Football isn't even that religious of a sport!"
My dad replied, "Nope. Lacrosse is!"
Why is Basketball such a messy sport? Because you dribble on the floor!
Did you guys know that dolphins attack seals for sport?
It's almost like they do it on porpoise.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.
Is plate throwing a trully Olympic sport?
Discuss.
Did you hear a gnome's favorite sport is baseball?
They love to score gnome runs.
What's the most popular sport for tall women? Wrestling each other over men who are taller than them.
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