Sport Jokes

What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball.
Why is Basketball such a messy sport? Because you dribble on the floor!
What sport are eggs best at?
Running.
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
Did you guys know that dolphins attack seals for sport?
It's almost like they do it on porpoise.
Is plate throwing a trully Olympic sport?
Discuss.
What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.
What's the most popular sport for tall women? Wrestling each other over men who are taller than them.
A blonde is a living person with a specific hair color, and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used in the sport of bowling.
Did you hear a gnome's favorite sport is baseball?
They love to score gnome runs.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
I listenend to the football game on the radio. It was being broadcast on a catholic satellite radio station.
So I tirned to my dad and said, "That's weird. Football isn't even that religious of a sport!"
My dad replied, "Nope. Lacrosse is!"
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