Sport

What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.
Why is Basketball such a messy sport? Because you dribble on the floor!
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
What sport are eggs best at?
Running.
Did you guys know that dolphins attack seals for sport?
It's almost like they do it on porpoise.
What sport does the Koolaid man play?
Baseball. He's a pitcher.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
A blonde is a living person with a specific hair color, and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used in the sport of bowling.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
What’s an elephant’s favorite sport?
Squash.