Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Can I be your next varietal?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
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