Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Do you like free samples?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Can I be your next varietal?
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
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