I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Can I be your next varietal?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
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