I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Do you like free samples?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
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