How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Do you like free samples?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Can I be your next varietal?
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
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