Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
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