Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Do you like free samples?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Can I be your next varietal?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.