You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Can I be your next varietal?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
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