You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Do you like free samples?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Can I be your next varietal?
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
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