I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Do you like free samples?
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Funny meat-ing you here.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
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