Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
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