Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
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