Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
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