Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
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