History. History. Did I just rewrite history?
When I wrote the history of cheese for our term paper in school, our History teacher said it was grate.
My teacher told me in History class to do some light reading on the history of the light bulb.
When the student had asked the History teacher what questions will be there for the History exam, she answered, "The Past."
The crosseyed history teacher
Could not control her pupils.
My least favorite teacher in the school is the History teacher. Whenever she takes a class on Ancient History, she tends to Babylon.
You do not want to know the history behind the railroad because it is so underground.
When I asked my History teacher if he knew about Einstein's origin and history, he said, "I am relatively aware of it."
What did the teacher do with her student's report on the history of cheese?
She grated it.
History teachers are the worst gifters
They always think about the past, not the present.
The loveliest subject in schools History because it has so many dates.
The biggest irony in the world's history is that the Russian alphabet has no letters in lowercase. It is all Capitalization.
I General Lee do not find punny history jokes about the Civil War funny.
I'm pretty sure all history teachers are necromancers
They only care about the dead.
Name the subject that is most fruitiest among others. History because of it huge number of dates.
I wouldn't say I liked the documentary that I had watched on the history of WD-40. It was non-friction.
I had a friend who got a Ph.D. in the history of Palindromes. He is now called Dr. Awkward.
While teaching about the Mongol Empire in History class, our teacher told us, "If anyone Khan, Genghis Khan."
I heard the history teacher got into a fight with the math teacher
He did a real good number in him.
After having learned the history of chess, I have come to the conclusion that all chess players have quite a checkered past.
A student holds a gun to his English teacher. "Give me all your money or you're geography!"
"You mean history."
"Don't change the subject!"
My history teacher is a communist, so I made lots of references to the Soviet Union in my essay.
I got full marx.
In history class, the teacher taught said the Magna Carta was signed in 1215 and to write an essay on it. A student handed in his work with "The Magna Carta was signed in 1215" written 150 times.
The teacher asked the boy, "Why did you write this?" The boy replied, "Because you always say that history repeats itself!"
One fundamental lesson our teacher has taught us in History class while talking about the Civil War was never to take victory for Grant-ed.